No, not that kind of hummer, you cheeky monkeys, the kind that takes up two parking spots and gives you the right to drive like an asshole. If you have an extra $1.475 million to spend on a home in Naperville, Tom and Sandi Gollinger will sell you theirs, including a brand new red 2006 Hummer H3. They're offering the suburban tank as an incentive for potential homebuyers, to make their place stand out among the 89 other homes in that price range for sale in Naperville right now. But don't go thinking the Gollingers are all that generous or desperate. Tom owns the Woodfield Hummer dealership, so we're sure he's getting a choice tax writeoff in there somewhere. But seriously, is that what it takes to sell a house these days? Chicagoist sold their home recently, and we threw in a dining table, but that's because it weighed as much as an H3 and we didn't want to move it, not because we needed to twist arms. Inventory of houses for sale is way up across the are...